Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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