he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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