Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
