i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
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