He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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