it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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