ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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