i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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