she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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