I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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