I just made out with a guy for $7.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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