Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I love you.
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