I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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