I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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