I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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