69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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