everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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