I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
