just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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