Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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