singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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