Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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