sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Randomize
