WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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