I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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