D3 body, D1 cock
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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