Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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