4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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