You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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