Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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