that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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