You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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