i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
