yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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