You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
