am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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