i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
i believe in u and ur pee
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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