apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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