they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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