This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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