I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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