There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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