Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize