Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
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