i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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