I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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