She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I FOUND THE LEGS
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You did what with his pubic hair?
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