Me. At least after what I've been through.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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