I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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