I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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