What a fucking waste of an outfit
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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