Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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