I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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