I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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