So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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