At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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