I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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