did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
They should really pass out barf bags in church
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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